TROOF!

Degradation of Anti-American Celebrity Liberals Who Think They Have Answers
By: Devin Leslie

The following is a lyric excerpt from the song “Icky Thump” by The White Stripes, referring to illegal immigration from Mexico into the U.S.A.;

“White Americans, what?Nothing better to do?Why don't you kick yourself out?You're an immigrant too!”

Now….let us ponder…

Have you pondered? Good. Now for line-by-line degradation….

Line 1: “White Americans, what?”

Silly liberals. In your false quest for racial equality, you use one of your pop-idol pawns to call out the racial majority….Caucasians. Calling out Caucasian-Americans and reminding them they are white only builds a larger racial-barrier…the same racial barrier you are supposedly devoted to tearing down. You worthless schmucks do not even have the courtesy of referring to “White Americans” as instead Caucasian Americans. So tell me, why is Al Sharpton not so quick on his feet to defend the Caucasian American from “racially insensitive” attacks? Why has he not deemed you liberals intolerant, as he did to Mr. Imus? No need to answer my rhetorical questions. I have long understood your majority-prejudiced agenda. Your liberal civil-rights acts only apply to African-Americans, Mexicans, and other minorities. To an extent, you are no fools. You understand that if you reel in all minorities, there will be more people than the majority. And with more people, come more votes. And make no mistake my fellow Americans, that’s exactly what this is about. Votes. And if your communist illegal immigration amnesty bill passes, then you’re set, aren’t you? You will be able to take credit for “saving” all the illegal-immigrants, which at that point will mean nothing to you except new voters. Voters that will cling to you, the liberals. Some of you liberals, such as John McCain, are even as clever as to disguise yourselves as republicans. The writer of this song, Jack White, has a toddler-level thought process. He has forgotten that he himself, is white. Either that or he seems to think he is an exception. Once he has served his purpose to the liberals, he will be brushed off as nothing more than another white racist. And even if they do forgive his light complexion due to him selling-out, what will he be? Just another trader breaking down the moral fibers of America. And as for the final word of that oh-so-complex 3 word line; “…what?”, that is simply Jack White thinking he’s sticking it to me. Ha! He is sticking it to himself, that darn white American! Have you forgotten your own heritage, Jack White!? How about you answer your own question; “…what?”? You, being a white American, and the writer of the song, should be answering that unknown “…what?”. Hypocrites!

Line 2: “Nothing better to do?”

Yes Jack White, you and your clever rhetorical question got me BIG time. I have nothing better to do except enslave illegal immigrants. Beating the women and selling their children. I’m sure that’s your ideal world, isn’t it? Sorry to disappoint. This must really hit home for you. This line simply comfortably coexists with the common belief that all white people are lazy, when in the reality minorities are the primary welfare users. Even illegal Mexican immigrants have better odds at getting free welfare that the average white American. All they have to do is go to San “Fransicko” where they will be shielded by the homosexual mayor from all aspects of constitutional law. Sounds great, huh? Sorry Jack Black, but while you were experimenting with early 60’s keyboards in your studio, my middle-class WHITE family and friends were working or being educated.

Line 3: “Why don’t you kick yourself, out?”

WHY DON’T YOU!?!? HYPOCRITICAL “WHITE AMERICAN”!!!!

Line 4: “You’re an immigrant too!”

I hope you’re still not addressing me, the Caucasian American. Because if you are, you are thinking at a very elementary level. That being the case, I shall educate you at an elementary level, little Jack White. We shall start with the definition “immigrant” as it appears in Merriam Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary Eleventh Edition. Immigrant; one who immigrates. There is no conservative slander there. That is the truth. That is what it says in the dictionary. Do not try and dispute it by using big, liberal, politically correct words that confuse people. You’re done. Your song is done. I just ended it. Every aspect of that key verse in your song has just been degraded. I have never immigrated, and I am not currently immigrating, therefore I am not an immigrant. You’re music sure is dandy though! The political lyrics mixed with the pounding low-talent drum beats are great! Then after the lyrics, you head straight to the off-time solo, which really gives our youth time to think about such profound words!

Just kidding.


TROOF!


-Devin

Fred Thompson

To those who read this blog would you please post your opinions on Fred Thompson. (Remember, you don't have to have an account established on Blogger to post a comment, anyone can.) If Fred is not your republican-party-primary-hopeful...then please state who is. If your candidate is running as a democrat, please explain why that person is politically superior to Fred Thompson. Not that I'll listen, I'm just trying to get multiple political "views" in so that I don't have to take anger management classes in San Fran. from hippies who hold anti-christian rallies. Sweet Lord. Oh, and if the candidate you hope wins is she-who-will-not-be-named, I am sorry to tell you that your computer will spontaneously be obliterated in 5 sec. Goodbye. -Devin




P.S...
...also, read this story. It's like a dream come true: http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/front/archives/2007/06/02/2003363445