Hot Air. Unfortunately, even Al Gore cannot exhale enough hot air to stop God's green earth from going through it's natural cycle. Yes, that's right. Humans have nothing to do with global warming. Don't tell Gore that though....he'd just plug his ears and go listen to "Give Peace A Chance" while sobbing and listening to more environmentalist podcasts on his iPhone. His solution to global warming (besides using organic chap stick) is to simply stop breathing. Wow, that's innovative! What's with this "carbon footprint" garbage anyway? Carbon footprint?!?!? What the heck? What exactly do they mean by carbon? Is it some sort of commodity? Once your politicians start telling you the only way we'll
survive is to
stop breathing, you have to start questioning the "higher education" facilities. What the heck are they teaching these morons?
QUOTES FROM AMERICA'S GREATEST;
"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet"- Al Gore
Anyway....ummm..yea. Now for some real humor;
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."- Bill Clinton, January 26, 1998
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AMEN BILL!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-devin
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Great work.
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